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Shane Watson = Ashes loser / WAG winner

January 16th, 2011 · Other

“It’s not good, is it? It’s hard to really put a finger on it, to be honest. It’s actually a horrendous situation to be involved in” said a broken Shane Watson when asked about his inability to stop running out his Aussie teammates in the 2010/11 Ashes series.

Lee Furlong

However, he can at least console himself with something that is not only good, but something he can most definitely put his grubby fingers on – his super hot wife Lee Furlong.

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The Messi WAG – Antonella Roccuzzo

January 16th, 2011 · Football

When it comes to scoring Barcelona playmaker Lionel Messi has it down to a fine art on the pitch. Off the pitch he has proven that he has an even better eye for it in scoring a beauty in Antonella Roccuzzo.

Antonella Roccuzzo

Antonella and Messi shacked up in December 2009, but have known each other since childhood. Random nugget of information, she supports Newell’s Old Boys and is the cousin of footballer Lucas Scaglia.

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Proverbs, Balotelli and Castagnoli…

January 7th, 2011 · Football

A man much wiser than us once uttered the immortal words: “A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue.”

Melissa Castagnoli

What can we learn from this proverb in the context of WAGs? It’s a bit of a conundrum, but if we wheel in Man City’s unpopular striker Mario Balotelli and his ludicrously stunning girlfriend Melissa Castagnoli it all seems so obvious…

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Nobody tell John Terry, but Wayne Bridge has a new WAG

January 3rd, 2011 · Football

After a 2010 to forget, in which he was publicly humiliated in the most traumatic and psychologically damaging manner imaginable, Wayne Bridge will be hoping that 2011 brings sunshine and laughter.

the new missus WB

To be fair to, presumably, the most paranoid and insecure footballer in the land it’s started pretty well with news emerging that he has pulled a proverbial rabbit out of the hat in persuading The Saturdays’ Frankie Sandford to become the latest Missus Bridgey.

Will JT come calling like a thief in the night? Who knows, but SportsWags wishes Mr B and you – dear reader – a Happy New Year!

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Joanna Garcia to become Mrs Nick Swisher

June 2nd, 2010 · US Sport

Having been on the receiving end of Nick Swisher’s charm offensive at the Yankees ticker tape parade last year, Joanna Garcia now looks set to become the permanent WAG of the Baseball outfielder.

garcia WAG

For those not ITK – Garcia was raised by her mother, a Spanish American housewife and her father, a Cuban gynecologist. Nice.

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Tiger Woods’ plan to discredit Phil and Amy Mickelson unveiled!

April 14th, 2010 · Golf

Is public enemy no.1 Tiger Woods trying to divert the attention away from him with a cruel yet cunning smear campaign against Phil Mickelson and his wife Amy?

amy and phil mickelson

The terms ‘Phil Mickelson affair’ and ‘Phil Mickelson illegitimate child’ have popped up from nowhere to be ranked among the top searches online this week.

This after Lefty emotionally hugged his cancer stricken wife Amy on the 18th green as he clinched a 3rd Masters title.

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The Tiger Woods WAGs REVEALED

December 4th, 2009 · Golf

He’s not the most iconic sportsman the world has ever seen, he’s a very naughty boy…. As weeks go, this one has been pretty bad for the highest paid sportsman on the planet, with details of his lurid affairs being exposed in the media. elin woods Tiger’s wife Elin Nordegren is well known for 1 thing – being insanely hot – which makes it all the more extraordinary that he’d look elsewhere. Read onto find out who the other women are! But wait, there’s more

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The swimsuit WAG

November 12th, 2009 · US Sport

If proof was needed that the swimsuit was the greatest ever invention, then the sight of Pamela Anderson, Yasmine Bleeth and Gena Lee Nolin in Baywatch donning one is sure to convince anyone!

Baywatch beauties

Former Canadian NHL star and all-round nutjob Cale Hulse put a ring on one of the Baywatch beauties. Click below to find out which one.

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Football WAG – Keeley Hazell

November 11th, 2009 · Football

Ok, so Keeley Hazell isn’t technically a WAG, but England footballer Joey Cole tried to crack on with her at a party so that’s good enough for us.


Keeley Hazell

Hazell was a hosting a party at her house, when Cole decided to drop his shoulder and turn on the charm with the Page 3 stunner. Cole’s advances went down like a sack of sh*t with another guest (presumably Hazell’s boyfriend) and he had to leave pronto – jumping out of a window to escape a beating.

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Jessica Lawlor and her WAG-mobile

October 7th, 2009 · Football

Risking an almighty ribbing from his Manchester City teammates, Stephen Ireland has bought his girlfriend, Jessica Lawlor, a ridiculous £264,000 pimped-up Bentley for her birthday. Click on the image to see the motor in its full glory.

Jessica Lawlor and her WAG-mobile

Ireland, who lest we forget is no stranger to odd behaviour, spent €2,000 to customise the red leather seats with the message ‘To Jess Love From Stephen’.

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